Biographical Schmaltz
In Summary
Girl is born in small college town, grows up in Southern subruria, uses her first computer at the age of 12 (ah, Megabug!), meets the Mac two years later, learns how to make mosaics and stained glass, goes to Smith where she learns to set digital and leaded type, goes to grad school, acquires the cat of destiny, gets high-tech job, buys the comfy chair, and populates her own domain.
Quirks & Characteristics
Peanut butter and cheese, favorite childhood sandwich. Has bought wine just to get the plastic bull on the outside. Able to withstand hail for 72 seconds at a time. Wide Feet. Can imitate the noises of eighteen animals.
Role Models
Arnold Horshack, Livia, Zsa-Zsa Gabor, and Lady Catherine De Burgh.
Recurring Dream
A shadowy room, something looms back into the shadow. I reach out, and there's a hatrack and a pair of scissors. The scissors can easily cut through the wooden hatrack, and so I take the two pieces and stick them in the giant mound of mashed potato-like substance that is sitting in my kitchen. In order to brighten up the whole thing, I wind yarn (bright red and bright yellow) in and out of the wooden hooks and prongs. Soon it looks festive. In Technicolor (especially Green).
