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An Egotacular Experience of the Worst Kind
 

Eponymous

The eponymous owner of the website has most recently been compared to Godzilla. Of course, these words were uttered in anger, so the precision of the description is suspect.

Loath to reveal more than she's comfortable with, her past biographies and half-hearted attempts at an on-line journal (a lousy combination of a boring, yet busy life and a lack of willingness to reveal intimate details derailed that sucker) have tended to founder ... and disappear.

This is a website in tremendous (and sometimes indiscernable) flux. She doesn't know why she's writing in the third person singular, but if it leads to an egocentric turn and the presumptuous assumption of the royal first plural, there will be humor for all.

You may be interested in past versions of this page. The Ubiquitous Biography was acerbic at best, while the most recent biography was narrowly considered to be too literary.

If you've got the bandwidth and the time, you may be interested in this animated classic: An Introduction to Julia (287k).

A short while ago, she explained why there's a biography. If the biography isn't quite thrilling, you may choose instead to view what's On [her] mind or walk through one of her memories. There are rants and raves, and assorted oddities sprinkled through the site.

A recent addition to the panoply of pages is a DHTML exercise, and therefore requires a windows-variety 4.0 browser to see it as it was intended. (The Macs have trouble with the transitions and the placement of the text, dang it all!)

She's a random girl, so it is only fitting that she have a random biography.

* February 2, 1998
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